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Ketchup Man

from 2 Stupid 2 Quit by Shy Boyz

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lyrics

I'm the Ketchup Man
Open up your hands
Rub it on your face
Give yourself a ketchup tan
I'm the Ketchup Man
Try to understand
Rub it on your pants
And do a little dance...

I'm the Ketchup Man,
If you're a ketchup fan
Call 1-800-KETCHUP
Have your credit card at hand
I'm the Ketchup Man
Trust me when I say
Pour it in your cocktail
Drink the night away...

Ketchup doesn't make the man
The man makes the ketchup
And puts it in your hand
Mustard and mayo do what they can but,
They can't do what the Ketchup Man can...

I'm the Ketchup Man
Harder than Van Damme
Feel the ketchup blast
As I go Rambo on datazz
At the ketchup stand
Blisters on my hands
All those lonely hours
Spreading ketchup 'cross the land...

Ketchup doesn't make the man
The man makes the ketchup
And puts it in your hand
Mustard and mayo do what they can but,
They can't do what the Ketchup Man can...

I'm the Ketchup Man, aww
I'm the Ketchup Man, ooh
I'm the Ketchup Man, Ketchup Man
Catch me if you can...

Ketchup doesn't make the man
The man makes the ketchup
And puts it in your hand
Mustard and mayo do what they can but,
They can't do what the Ketchup Man can...

credits

from 2 Stupid 2 Quit, released December 6, 2019
Written by King SoloMon & A-ron Love

King SoloMon - Vocals & Keys
A-Ron Love - Guitar, Vocals
Coke Shoulderz - Bass, Vocals**
Jimi Moon - Drums
RamaDom - Saxophone
Chef Dolce Vino - Keyboards
Brian Urbiztondo - Poetry and Dance

Produced by Shy Boyz
Recorded by Shy Boyz & Burt Murder
Mixed and Mastered by Burt Murder
Recorded at IQL (Philadelphia, PA)
& Triangle House (Millerton, NY)

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