Julie's Fridge

by Shy Boyz

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kingravana sorry, but oreos, cheerios, & ellios no here. - 2020 Julia's Fridge maid. Favorite track: Julie's Fridge.
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Went to my Mother's fridge To grab some cookie dough, uh oh...oh But all I saw was bardok root And duck embryo, uh oh...oh I saw some pink things Saw some blue I saw a beige juice And gray green goo My Mom has so much in her supply But none of it is something I recognize What's going on in Julie's fridge? What's in that jar? I don't know what that is What's going on in her ice chest? Is that a scoby, Mom? Or a chicken breast? A trip through Julie's Fridge Is a trip through the unknown, uh oh...oh A petri dish of fermentation And cartilage bone, uh oh...oh Forget a burger or apple pie The standard pantry my Mom defies So let's go wild and have a feast Of Chantelle mushrooms & expired yeast What's going on in Julie's fridge? What's in that jar? I don't know what that is What's going on in this ice box? I can't tell if this is food or not No Oreos, no no No Cheerios, no Cheerios, no no No Oreos, no no No Elios, no no No Oreos, no Cheerios or Elios No no... What's going on in Julie's fridge? What's in that jar? I don't know what that is What's going on in her ice chest? Is that a scoby, Mom? Or a chicken breast? What's going on in Julie's fridge? What's in that jar? I don't know what that is What's going on in this icebox? I can't tell if this is food or not
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Tired of chicken Tired of pork I want crab meat On my fork What's my favorite food Yeah, you guessed it Crab meat pie Ooh, it's epic Oh, crab meat pie Beamed down From the Crab Nebuli Crab meat saved my soul I put crab meat in my hole And I don't want to die Oh, crab meat pie Oh, crab meat pie It's epic Respect it Resurrect it If you find yourself In Richmond, VA On Byron Street Its your lucky day Step right into Queen's Deli Buy a crab meat pie To fill your belly Oh, crab meat pie Beamed down From the Crab Nebuli I'm going epileptic Cuz this crab meat pie is epic And I'm not afraid to die Oh, crab meat pie Oh, crab meat pie It's epic Respect it Don't neglect it Oh, crab meat pie Oh, crab meat pie It's epic Respect it Resurrect it
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Fishy Patty 02:14
Fishy days & fishy nights Everything is fish I don't know quite how to feel I know that life's a bitch I met this little girlie By the name of Fishy Patty She was a grand old patty She had a fishy daddy And her name was Fishy Patty Lucky charms & graham crackers Are on my grocery list I look in your fishy eyes, Your fishy mouth & lips I need to squeeze you hard You know I can't resist My little fishy patty All lean & no fatty And her name was Fishy Patty And her name was Fishy Patty One fine day Patty swam to close to the sun She got caught in a fisher's net And now she's on a bun She tried so hard to get away But it was of no use Now she's on a plate of fries In vinegar juice And her name was Fishy Patty And her name was Fishy Patty Patty don't quit Patty don't lie Patty chops wood like a samurai
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Law of Ham 03:57
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Let me lick the crumbs Out from your mustache Let me eat the food Out of your beard Let me lick the crumbs Out of your mustache Oh, Daddy You've got nothing to fear I'm gonna lick your cock so good I'm gonna make you cum You're gonna fall right to sleep You goddamn fucking bum But when you wake up from your sleep You will never realize That I've eaten all the crumbs From your beard like hairy little pies Love is so complicated Trying to get through this modern world Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah Everyone knows That something's gotta give But how you gonna give If you don't know how to live Let me lick the crumbs Out from your mustache Let me eat the food Out from your beard Now your fast asleep Like an infant child And so I lick all the crumbs Some are spicy Some are mild I sprinkle your beard With a pinch of salt If my tongue tickles your chin Its really not my fault I love the way those crumbs Hide inside the cracks Once they go down my throat They're never coming back Daddy Let me lick the crumbs Out from your mustache Let me eat the food Out from your beard Let me lick the crumbs Out from your mustache Let me eat the food Out from your beard

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An EP of 5 food songs for datazzz...

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released August 21, 2020

BitchCandles.Net Presents "Julie's Fridge" EP
Executive Producer Cum Lopez
A Shy Boyz Production
Proudly made in Philadelphia, PA

Duane "P-Funk" Walker appears courtesy of his own God damn self!

Special thanks to Queens Deli of Richmond, VA for their Crab Meat Pies. They're epic! - www.grubhub.com/restaurant/queens-mart--deli-2717-byron-st-richmond/1085250

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