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I've been waiting all week
And it made me so weak, yeah
Now it's my time to speak...
Monday, I could barely eat
Tuesday, I could barely speak
Wednesday, I was down & out
Thursday, I can't talk about
Friday, always goes by slow
Now its the weekend
Here we go...
Erotic weekend
Don't dream of dreaming
This bed ain't for sleeping
Erotic weekend
All night you're screaming
Don't need a reason
It's mating season...
I'll touch you in your special spot
Give you everything I got
Rub you down with Vaseline
Take your through my meat machine
You can call me Jimmy Dean
Show you things you've never seen, yeah
Let's got on some different stuff
Take it slow then do it rough
Let me just record your butt
You know I like making smutt
People call me a genius
Place your clit in the hole of my penis...
Erotic weekend
Don't dream of dreaming
This bed ain't for sleeping
Erotic weekend
Sheets are all soaking
From all this poking
My love gun is smoking...
Doo doo doo doo...
Love, life, sex, death
Whips, chains, joy, pain...
Erotic weekend
Don't dream of dreaming
This bed ain't for sleeping
Erotic weekend
All night you're screaming
Gon' taste my semen
The seed of a demon...
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Fruits 'n' Veggies
02:02
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Bologna, Velveeta, Big M-A-Cs
But don't forget to eat your fruits & veggies
Eat your fruits and veggies
Eat your fruits and veggies, yeah...
Flippin' thrills
Shrinkin' burgers on grills
Droppin' four fry cages
Fast food at low wages
Gristle and fat
M-80 bomb blasts
Drive away dolphins fast
Evade all that
Eureka!
Bologna, Velveeta, Big M-A-Cs
But don't forget to eat your fruits & veggies
Eat your fruits and veggies
Eat your fruits and veggies, yeah...
Eat your cheesesteak
Pick up a broom or rake
Clean the stable if your able
Jobs, pizzas, cheesesteaks
It's now veggie filled falafel
Reuben rice milkshake,
If it's pizza that you want
Well, we got that too
Hear the spirit talking
Saying, "I love you"
I love you right back...
Yeah...
Bologna, Velveeta, Big M-A-Cs
But don't forget to eat your fruits & veggies
Eat your fruits and veggies
Eat your fruits and veggies, yeah
Bologna, Velveeta, Big M-A-Cs
But don't forget to eat your fruits & veggies
Eat your fruits and veggies
Eat your fruits and veggies, yeah...
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Drool & Spit
02:43
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Drool & spit
Drool & spit...
Home alone
I find myself sitting on the couch
Realizing that just two things
Come out of my mouth
Drool & spit
Drool & spit...
If you really love me, girl
Then you know what to do
Just spit & drool all over me
Don't be cruel...
Drool & spit
Drool & spit...
If you can spit
Then you can drool
Inside your house
Or at your school
My dream is to float inside
A spitty, drooly swimming pool...
Drool & spit
Drool & spit...
When apocalypse is here
I won't be no survivor
Before that day I'll lay down
And drown in your saliva...
Drool & spit
Drool & spit...
If you can spit
Then you can drool
Inside your house
Or at your school
My dream is to float inside
A spitty, drooly swimming pool...
Drool & spit
Drool & spit...
When apocalypse is here
I won't be no survivor
Before that day I'll lay down
And drown in your saliva...
I had a dream
I had a dream that we lived in a world
A world without drool
And without spit
And I tell you people,
I don't want to see that day
I'd rather die
'Cuz there's only two things
In this world that I need
And that's...
Drool & spit
Drool & spit...
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Peek-A-Boo
02:54
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Every single day
As you pass this way
I know just what to say
But I can't find
The words to tell you
Each and every day
My love grows and grows
More than before
So maybe, I'll just say
Oh, Peek-A-Boo
Guess who's watching you
Oh, Peek-A-Boo
Guess who's loving you
Oh, Peek-A-Boo
Guess who's watching you
Can't you realize
As you pass me by
The love that's in my heart
So what's keeping us apart
Even though I know
I will win your heart
I'll wait just one more day
Just to see you
Oh, Peek-A-Boo
Guess who's watching you
Oh, Peek-A-Boo
Guess who's loving you
Oh, Peek-A-Boo
Guess who's watching you
I'll wait just
One more day
Just to see you
Oh, Peek-A-Boo
Guess who's watching you
Oh, Peek-A-Boo
Guess who's loving you
Oh, Peek-A-Boo
Guess who's watching you
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Tryin' 2 Luv
04:50
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I'm trying to love,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby
I'm on a mission tonight
Oh, girl!
I just want to love
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Our bodies together
In the morning light...
I just want to love you 'til
Our feet can't touch the ground
Feeling the energy here
It's wonderful to know you're near
A simple look in the eyes
Makes my heart melt inside
A bridge is built in the mind
The time is now for love to arrive...
I'm trying to love,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby
I'm on a mission tonight
Oh, girl!
I just want to love
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Our bodies together
In the morning light...
Let the love come down
Let it shower all around
Let the love run your life
Take that girl or that boy
And make them your partner
Make them your queen
Make them your prince
If you really mean
To take it in earnest
To take it with pride
To make it all happen
And let them inside...
I'm trying to love,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby
I'm on a mission tonight
Oh, girl!
I just want to love
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Our bodies together
In the morning light...
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Grandma Is Asleep
02:15
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Shh! Be quiet!
Grandma's asleep
She took her meds
Now she's napping in bed
She's been asleep for 48 hours
Just dozing in bed
I hope she's not dead
Should I go & wake granny up?
Her bedroom doorway smells of decay
Her withered flesh is hard as a rock
Just let her doze, she's in repose
Grandma, Grandma
Please wake up
What's the hold up
Wake up please
To eat your cottage cheese
Grandma's body is feeling stiff
She works out a lot
Her body is ripped
Please Granny
Stop this long sleep
She needs her rest
Now, don't make a peep
Grandma, Grandma
Please wake up
What's the hold up
Wake up please
To eat your cottage cheese
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Quicksand
02:24
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Quicksand! Digested by land
Quicksand! Swallowing you
Quicksand! Lend me your hand
Quicksand! Out of the goo
Stuck in the sand again
Head first like Ostrich Man
Throw me a line my friend
Hook me up & reel me in
Is you is you not my friend
I need your helping hand
Show me that your love is true
Pull me out of the goo
Quicksand! Digested by land
Quicksand! Swallowing you
Quicksand! Lend me your hand
Quicksand! Out of the goo
I'd rather be inside a well
At least people could hear me yell
The sand has swallowed every limb
My prognosis is looking grim
If there is a God above
I pray that He might show me love
And lend me a helping hand
Get me out of this...
Quicksand! Digested by land
Quicksand! Swallowing you
Quicksand! Lend me your hand
Quicksand! Out of the goo
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2 Much Family
02:20
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2 much family, yeah
Cut your family in half, yeah
2 much family, yeah
Just do the math, wooh...
Family's everything
That's what people say
But is it ever possible
Your fams so big
It gets in your way
Nieces & nephews
Always calling you up
Birthdays & weddings
Out a hundred bucks
Trim this family tree
Into a family bush...
2 much family, yeah
Cut your family in half, yeah
2 much family, yeah
Just do the math
Do the math, y'all...
Hasn't anybody heard of castration?
My family could be it's own nation
Wish Grandpa had chopped off his own thing
One good thing 'bout family
When it hits you feel no pain
It's your bank account
They came to drain...
2 much, 2 many...
2 much, 2 many family
2 much, 2 much family
2 much, 2 much family
2 much, 2 much family...
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I've been waiting all week
And it made me so weak, yeah
Now it's my time to speak...
Monday, I could barely eat
Tuesday, I could barely speak
Wednesday, I was down & out
Thursday, I can't talk about
Friday, always goes by slow
Now its the weekend
Here we go...
Erotic weekend
Don't dream of dreaming
This bed ain't for sleeping
Erotic weekend
All night you're screaming
Don't need a reason
It's mating season...
I'll touch you in your special spot
Give you everything I got
Rub you down with Vaseline
Take your through my meat machine
You can call me Jimmy Dean
Show you things you've never seen, yeah
Let's got on some different stuff
Take it slow then do it rough
Let me just record your butt
You know I like making smutt
People call me a genius
Place your clit in the hole of my penis...
Erotic weekend
Don't dream of dreaming
This bed ain't for sleeping
Erotic weekend
Sheets are all soaking
From all this poking
My love gun is smoking...
Love, life, sex, death
Whips, chains, joy, pain...
Erotic weekend
Don't dream of dreaming
This bed ain't for sleeping
Erotic weekend
All night you're screaming
You're gon' taste my semen
The seed of a demon...
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