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Singlez​/​B​-​sidez

by Shy Boyz

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1.
South Philly Born And Raised 03:03
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Let me tell you a story about me Born in a town called South Philly Down here we do what we want The men are men and the women are cunts My ancestors built this nation From Grays Ferry to 30th St. station 300 on my SATs But I’m a genius when it comes to cheese South Philly born and raised Where the Eagles fly and the Flyers play South Philly born and raised We don’t take kindly to blacks or gays Might find me on the evening news Defending I-talian statues Baseball bats, MAGA hats Domestic beers and tracksuit pants You may think my views are vile You libtard cuck with a dyke hairstyle Don’t tell me Black Lives Matter More than my spaghetti platter South Philly born and raised We’ll riot unless the statue stays South Philly born and bred Let’s burn the books we haven’t read There’s a hole in my soul cuz Since they stopped the Wing Bowl Too much change round here Hard seltzer not beer Living in this nightmare Public schools without prayer Sinatra sang My Way But this country turned gay Civil war number 2 South Philly vs. you Now what you gonna do when they come for you? South Philly born and raised My spirit animal is mayonnaise South Philly 'til I die Give ol' ANTIFA the evil eye South Philly born and bred Pretty soon I’ll be dead (it’s good that I’m dead) I’ll slip on a banana peel (Fall down, go boom, blood everywhere) After eating my last meal A cheesesteak with Wiz (it’s good that i’m dead) A cheesesteak with Wiz (it’s good that i’m dead) I leave behind 9 kids
2.
Human Hair Dollar Plus 02:52
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Human Hair Dollar Plus There's a wig for each of us There's a wig There's a wig There's a wig... Without my wig I'm just a pig With lipstick on Jumbo shrimp I'm a wimp And an oxymoron Too scared to live But unafraid to die Got a closet full of wigs And now you know why I'm stupid and boring With bad physique But with a wig on my head I can be unique... Human Hair Dollar Plus There's a wig for each of us There's a wig There's a wig There's a wig... Human Hair Dollar Plus There's a wig for each of us There's a wig There's a wig There's a wig Yeah, there's a wig... There's a wig... Human Hair Dollar Plus There's a wig for each of us There's a wig There's a wig There's a wig
3.
Quarantined Here With U 02:30
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You can't run But you can hide When there's a deadly virus outside Pandemic continues to grow But we'll stay locked up in our Chateau All our friends and family are dead As the virus continues to spread But you and I are just snuggling in bed Quarantined Here With U Quarantined Here With U There's nothing else I'd rather do Quarantined You and Me While the World Outside is Insanity Between life and death there's a schism Caused by this micro-organism But the love that exists inside us Can't be stopped by the coronavirus You and me here Quarantined Eating Raw Noodles and Chocolate Ice Cream Making love as the sirens scream Quarantined Here With U Quarantined Here With U There's nothing else I'd rather do Quarantined You and Me While the World Outside is Insanity
4.
Asymptomatic Lover 02:42
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Love is just a virus It spreads around the world I’m so very into you So please infect me girl How can you ignore me? How do I crack the code? You don’t know that I exist But I just want your viral load Asymptomatic lover I know you love me Asymptomatic lover But you’ll never show your symptoms to me Every day I long for you But you just treat me mean Wish I could ignore you babe Need a love vaccine Never getting over you Never get better Your love is so contagious You must be a super spreader Asymptomatic lover I know you love me Asymptomatic lover But you’ll never show your symptoms to me Asymptomatic lover Please show me a sign Asymptomatic lover I’m so very tired of crying Your insistence on this distance really gets me down If you’d just get close to me We could sing and dance around Asymptomatic lover I know you love me Asymptomatic lover But you’ll never show your symptoms to me
5.
A Tablet Is A Must (iPad Song) 03:25
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Mommy's sitting there In the living room chair Her eyes have that stare Soaking in the iPad's glare While I prefer A phone or computer The elder ones think tablets are cuter It seems to make no sense to me But iPads fill old folks with glee Mom and Dad are on their iPads They have two, but none for me and you For everyone that's fifty plus It goes without saying A tablet is a must All the Facebook pokes and likes Photo albums from Walt and Mike Yahoo News for the landing page Old people on a touch screen craze Mom and Dad are on their iPads They have two, but none for me and you For everyone that's fifty plus It goes without saying A tablet is a must
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Like A Leprechaun 02:59
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I'm like a leprechaun I got a pot of gold All my clothes are green And I'm really old I'm out in Times Square Down in Miami Beach My lifestyle is so Robin Leach I'm like a leprechaun I always win Easily bleed My skin is paper thin I'm like a leprechaun Always well fed I eat good food And sleep in a bed Leprechauns are just like you and me They want to be somebody I'm like a leprechaun I got a pot of gold All my clothes are green And I'm really old MTV Cribs can't come in here Don't touch none of my rainbow gear L-E-P R-E-C H-A-U-N Now spell it again L-E-P R-E-C H-A-U-N Lepreken! Leprechauns are just like you and me They want to be somebody Stay green like money, extortion Get knocked up & have an abortion Drive the lane, draw the foul On the free throw line Knockin' em down My pot of gold is the Finals Crown MVP of St. Patty's bow down Can't out drink me You'll just drown I'm like a leprechaun I got a pot of gold All my clothes are green And I'm really old I'm like a leprechaun On the b-ball court Say I can't play 'Cuz I'm too short

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A repository of our singles and b-sides. This will be updated every time we release something new.

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released November 7, 2021

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