2 Stupid 2 Quit, by Shy Boyz

2 Stupid 2 Quit

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1.	Cut My Foot Off 02:55	lyrics
Cut your foot off...4x I cut my foot off, feet too funky for me Always tapping to the beat When I wanna take a seat I cut my foot off, so I can't run away from me If your foot causes you to stumble Cut it off, hold up bitch, be humble... I was feeling so unhappy Didn't know what to do So lonesome and lowdown All because of my shoe I took a step in the right direction No more pussy footing around Gave my leg a c-section Now my shoe's a ghost town... Girl we have no time to wallow in the mire If you got cold feet, hold them to that fire... Ooh...ooh...ooh What is Footlocker without the feet? It's just a locker that's incomplete So cut your foot off... Jealousy and vengeance Are the emotions that I feel See you walking down the street Wanna cut off your heal It's written in the Declaration Life & liberty! Pursuing my happiness Cutting off extremities... If I can't have my feet Neither can you I'm the foot Nazi No pedi for you... I cut my foot off, feet too funky for me Always tapping to the beat When I wanna take a seat I cut my foot off, so I can't run away from me If your foot causes you to stumble Cut it off, hold up bitch, be humble
2.	Ketchup Man 02:58	lyrics	buy track
I'm the Ketchup Man Open up your hands Rub it on your face Give yourself a ketchup tan I'm the Ketchup Man Try to understand Rub it on your pants And do a little dance... I'm the Ketchup Man, If you're a ketchup fan Call 1-800-KETCHUP Have your credit card at hand I'm the Ketchup Man Trust me when I say Pour it in your cocktail Drink the night away... Ketchup doesn't make the man The man makes the ketchup And puts it in your hand Mustard and mayo do what they can but, They can't do what the Ketchup Man can... I'm the Ketchup Man Harder than Van Damme Feel the ketchup blast As I go Rambo on datazz At the ketchup stand Blisters on my hands All those lonely hours Spreading ketchup 'cross the land... Ketchup doesn't make the man The man makes the ketchup And puts it in your hand Mustard and mayo do what they can but, They can't do what the Ketchup Man can... I'm the Ketchup Man, aww I'm the Ketchup Man, ooh I'm the Ketchup Man, Ketchup Man Catch me if you can... Ketchup doesn't make the man The man makes the ketchup And puts it in your hand Mustard and mayo do what they can but, They can't do what the Ketchup Man can...
3.	Milk Faucet 03:03	lyrics	buy track
I want to milk faucet I want to faucet I want to faucet Make it white right now... Milk could be a utility Gas, electric, clean water, can’t ya see I turn on my spigot all the time If it's clear I may commit a crime The need for milk it ain’t wild If you have a kid feed it to your child Child drinks it down oh so quick 2 percent skim milk in the mix... Milk in the veins Milk in the vines In the pipes you know its fine And it's alright...for me... You know it's in your fridge You ain't gotta budge When push comes to shove I gotta nudge Get the milk pipe in the street Tell the gov you like your milk neat Milk on the rocks it ain't cool Saw it done at the milk school Calcium in your hips in your thighs Vitamin D in your veins in your eyes... I want to milk faucet I want to faucet I want to faucet Make it white right now Milk in the veins Milk in the vines In the pipes you know its fine And it's alright...for me... I want to milk faucet I want to faucet I want to faucet Make it white right now...
4.	Don't Be Afraid of Strangers 03:53	lyrics	buy track
I know that you know That there's a little man Who follows you wherever you go now You say, you're afraid of those little hands The little hands of that little man man... I know that you feel alarmed But what if he means you no harm? He wants to get to know you better And what is wrong with that? Please don't fly away Like a scared bluejay He's just a small padre And not a bird of prey... Don't be afraid of strangers For a stranger is just a friend A friend you haven't met yet Don't be afraid of that little man For one day you might need a helping hand That little hand of that little man man... You say, one day, you will find the man The man man that you've always dreamed of But you, eschew, the thought that this little man Could take you in his loving little arms... I know you feel scared to death You hear his tiny footsteps But all he wants from you Is a little piggyback ride You try not to care But he's always in your hair And his little mouth is twitching And salivating goo... Don't be afraid of strangers For a stranger is just a friend A friend you haven't met yet Don't be afraid of that little man For one day you might need a helping hand That little hand of that little man man...
5.	Wood U Like A Mint? 02:24	lyrics	buy track
Running late forgot to brush Reach for my tin, but it’s just dust Temperature’s rising gotta stay cool What I’m gonna do if I can’t find a pool? Time’s wasting, mouth gets hot Drooling like a dog My tongue sweats a lot Spearmint, peppermint I don’t even care Winterfresh is the best But I need some right here... Wood u like a mint? Baby? When I open up this tin You’ll feel the winter wind Just put your fingers in Wood u like a mint? Baby? We’re getting fresh to this So spiced up, my mouth bewitched These mints is strong as shit... Down on the corner the Mint Man came Gave me a dap and asked my name “Hey, little boy, wood u like a mint?” “Sure, Mr. Man, just give me a hit!” Went from no cash to re-upping the stash In the Mint House counting fat stacks Police knocking, coming through the door Hide all the mint underneath the floor... Embarrassmint, discontent Taking supplemints Get my vitamints So, I can stay strong Win argu-mints With a pleasant scent Nobody gets upset... Wood u like a mint? Baby? When I open up this tin You’ll feel the winter wind Just put your fingers in Wood u like a mint? Baby? We’re getting fresh to this So spiced up, my mouth bewitched These mints is strong as shit... If you need a mint don’t hesitate to ask Just ‘cause I offer don’t mean Your breath smells like ass... Wood u like a mint? Baby? When I open up this tin You’ll feel the winter wind Just put your fingers in Wood u like a mint? Baby? We’re getting fresh to this So spiced up, my mouth bewitched These mints is strong as shh!
6.	Going Down 02:04	lyrics	buy track
I'm standing at the window I'm ready to jump I've got AIDS & terminal cancer The doctors found the lump Satan scored a touchdown Made my life a mess No friends and hooked on smack My cars been repossessed I'm running naked through the playground If I had a home I'd burn it down Get ready for the grand final The gun barrels to my ear canal... I'm going down, down, down I'm going down, down, down You can try to bring me up But I'm...going down... My high school sweetheart left me For a guy named Chad Now my kids don't recognize me And they're calling him Dad Started doing hard drugs intravenously One day I'll shoot up a speedball Go on a killing spree Maxed out all my credit cards No job and I can't get hard Laying down on the railroad tracks Once I'm dead I can finally relax Once I'm dead I can finally relax... I'm going down, down, down I'm going down, down, down You can try to bring me up But I'm...going down...
7.	I'm No Emeril 03:07	lyrics	buy track
I’m no Emeril but I’ll cook for you It’s just about the least I can do I’m no Emeril but I’ll cook for you I’ll make a soup or maybe a stew Come on, ooh, ooh, I’ll cook for you I’m no Emeril, but I’ll cook for you I’m no Emeril, baby, but I’ll cook for you I’m no Emeril, but I’ll cook for you... We’re all so hungry, fighting alone Trying to get back to our home Nobody cares what we deal with day to day And the food’s no good when we get home So, we’re wasting away... I’m no Emeril but I’ll cook for you It’s the least I can do After all you’ve been through I’ll make a soup or a stew Or a sandwich or two I’ll do whatever you want me to do I’m gonna cook for you... So starved for love It’s all I ever wanted But the way I go about it is so retarded I know one day I’ll find my queen And we’ll be here in the kitchen Cooking gourmet cuisine... I’m no Emeril but I’ll cook for you, It’s the least I can do After all you’ve been through I’ll make a lobster bisque Or a sandwich or two I’ll do whatever you want me to do I’m gonna cook for you... If you stay on through the night There’ll be breakfast on the table By the morning light Never cooked for no one but you And I hope you believe it’s true Am I the man for you? I'll say, “Bam!” like Emeril do... I’m no Emeril but I’ll cook for you, It’s the least I can do After all you’ve been through Kick it up a notch or two More Sirach’ in your stew I’m gonna cook, gonna cook, Gonna cook for you I’m gonna cook for you...
8.	Bobby Hemmitt 03:35	lyrics	buy track
Crack cocaine in the fish filet Michael Jackson with the angel’s wings Chaos vision in the eyes of the Sphinx Melanin computers and Lord & the Ring... Living in the Matrix At least, that’s how it feels If this is illusion Then imagination’s real Prayers to Nostradamus And the secrets were unfurled That’s the life we’re living Primordial souls in a sham world... Brother Bobby Hemmitt This world is but a dream From pyramids to projects You woke us from our sleep Brother Bobby Hemmitt Prophet on these Harlem streets Across from the Apollo Where you set my soul free... Carlos Santana sold his soul for a recipe For the finest fried chicken That this world would ever see Rise above the death gate Trigger ancient memory This body’s just a cesspool In the soul penitentiary... Brother Bobby Hemmitt This world is but a dream From pyramids to projects You woke us from our sleep Brother Bobby Hemmitt Prophet on these Harlem streets Across from the Apollo Where you set my soul free Brother Bobby... Chaos codes, Afrikan souls Dragon lords & demon hordes Quantum cults, Dracula bones Post traumatic slave syndrome New gods rise as old gods fall Trapped inside of a black hole Traveling to worlds unknown Kemet-aphysical... Brother Bobby Hemmitt This world is but a dream From pyramids to projects You woke us from our sleep Brother Bobby Hemmitt Prophet on these Harlem streets Across from the Apollo Where you set my soul free...
9.	Aleppo Pepper 03:05	lyrics	buy track
Fill the bucket Dip the nugget Fuck the muppet Aleppo pepper... Just say, "Fuck it!" Bring the ruckus Fuck the muppet Aleppo pepper... Aleppo pepper... Shoot your musket (musket!) Blow your trumpet (trumpet!) Fuck the muppet (muppet!) Just say ,"Fuck It!" (fuck it!) Bring the ruckus (ruckus!) Fuck the muppet (muppet!) Aleppo pepper... (King SoloMon rap) Peter Piper picked a pepper Pepper from Aleppo Let me name the Marx Brothers: Groucho, Chico, Zeppo I'm a Buddhist monk Douse myself in petrol When I light the match Disco party explodes Carpe diem, arboretum Gladiator coliseum Falafel on a pita Exploding when you eat 'em Nagasaki, Hiroshima Nuclear fission USA winning Eurovision! Aleppo pepper Aleppo pepper...
10.	2 Stupid 2 Quit (2 Smart 2 Lose)* 04:30	lyrics	buy track
Never laugh at somebody’s dream Was a fortune cookie that I read People will try to poo-poo in your eye And blind you with their shit Compromise leaves you dead inside Might as well go and eat a bullet Pay them no mind, stay on your grind Stay 2 stupid 2 quit... 2 stupid 2 quit 2 smart 2 lose... Look at me, I’m a nobody And nobody wanna be my friend Passed up, passed by, not worth your time And I don’t feel human When the mic’s in my hand the people stand They want to know who I am Well, where were you when I was sad and blue Won’t quit ‘til I’m rich... 2 stupid 2 quit 2 smart 2 lose 2 stupid 2 quit 2 smart 2 lose... Talent is illusion Genius is unreal And the last man standing Will be the one with the record deal... 2 stupid 2 quit 2 smart 2 lose... (A-ron rap) 2 stupid 2 quit 2 stupid & shit God knows that I'm stupid From my toes to my pits I go front back left to right I know that I'll be stupid for the rest of my life I feel stupid but I'm not alone I smell stupid from my stupid cologne Stupid colors red, green, orange, purple & blue Stupid him, stupid her, stupid me, stupid you They say stupid is as stupid does The stupid cow moos And the stupid flies buzz So heed the words of this stupid exclusive Check the waveforms on these stupid acoustics Mediate on this worldview And follow in the path of your stupid guru...
11.	Kalashnikov 03:05	lyrics	buy track
Kalashnikov, I'll blow your head off Kalashnikov, pow pow... I don't care if you're black or white 'Cuz tonight I'm the attack... Kalashnikov, I'll blow your head off Kalashnikov, blah blah... Massacre everyone in sight Because tonight is my night... Kalashnikov, I'll blow your head off Kalashnikov, pow pow... Happy, happy, happy Happy people dancing around Dancing to the happy, happy people sound They don't know how I feel inside But they're gonna find out Tonight when they die... Kalashnikov, I'll blow your head off Kalashnikov, blah blah... I will be a notorious mass shooter When I blast the old man in the pooter... Kalashnikov, I'll blow your head off Kalashnikov, pow pow... Shoot from the window But aim for the stars I'll kill myself Before I'm put behind bars... Kalashnikov, I'll blow your head off Kalashnikov, blah blah... I'm no god, no I'm just a man But I'm taking human life with my hands... Kalashnikov, I'll blow your head off Kalashnikov, pow pow... Kill myself, kill my family & friends When I die I'll come back again...
12.	Green Door 02:21	lyrics	buy track
Vomit, dildoes and adult DVDs Shit on the seats & jizz on the ceiling The sun goes down You can never unsee What was behind that door Whose color is green... Come and explore Behind the Green Door Smells like a pet store More than you bargained for Behind the Green Door Sign a release form No, that’s not creamed corn More than you bargained for... Might see an old man Jerkin’ it on the floor Cucumber up his butt Jammin’ back & forth Every town has secrets Lost to be found It’s going down Deep underground... Come and explore Behind the Green Door Smells like a pet store More than you bargained for Behind the Green Door Sign a release form No, that’s not creamed corn More than you bargained for...
13.	Bozo 02:54	lyrics	buy track
When I was young man Only three foot tall I went on your television show To toss some balls Toss the balls into buckets, you see To win the grand prize I stared at your creepy red lips I saw your clown eyes... The game begins You wish me luck I throw the ball And win a Tonka truck Now, it's time for the final round I hope I win and impress this clown I don't want the clown to frown... Oh, Bozo You let me play your bucket game Oh, Bozo My love for you I must proclaim... You're a clown and I'm a boy I have nothing and you have toys Time stands still as the last ball flies It lands the bucket Now, I've won the grand prize And the tears fall from my eyes... Oh, Bozo Forever I will sing your name Oh, Bozo I love to play your bucket game Oh, Bozo The greatest man on T.V. Oh, Bozo You're more than just a clown to me...
14.	Artificially Aged** 03:18	lyrics	buy track
Artificially aged (artificially aged) Ever since I was a boy I never felt my age I wanna be elderly (elderly) Live in a home Visits from my family... I wanna run red stop signs Sinatra record plays about 5 times Newspaper clippings for the grandkids Watchin Matlock on an IV medicine drip Is this what life is now? Flippin though picture of a life once proud I’m still here, I know that i was young (At one time) I’m still here, I realize now I'm old Do you wanna to be aged like me? Artificially aged (artificially aged) Ever since I was a boy I never felt my age I wanna be elderly (elderly) Live in a home Visits from my family... Is it my family? Really my family? I didn’t think time would pass So quick as sand in an hourglass I want the memories, I want the joy I want it all like a kid wants a toy So can I be young again? If your old you’ll understand So can I be young one more time (one more) Bring me back to the age when I blew the time Do you wanna be aged like me?... Artificially aged (artificially aged) Ever since I was a boy I never felt my age I wanna be elderly (elderly) Live in a home Visits from my family...

credits

released December 6, 2019

King SoloMon - Vocals, Keys
A-Ron Love - Guitar, Vocals
Coke Shoulderz - Bass, Vocals**
Jimi Moon - Drums
RamaDom - Saxophone
Chef Dolce Vino - Keyboards
Brian Urbiztondo - Poetry and Dance

Featuring:
Uncle Tim - Pep Talk*

Produced by Shy Boyz
Recorded by Shy Boyz & Burt Murder
Mixed and Mastered by Burt Murder
Recorded at IQL (Philadelphia, PA)
& Triangle House (Millerton, NY)

Cover artwork T-shirt by Airbrush All-Stars: www.instagram.com/airbrush_allstars/

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