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I'm No Emeril

from 2 Stupid 2 Quit by Shy Boyz

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lyrics

I’m no Emeril but I’ll cook for you
It’s just about the least I can do
I’m no Emeril but I’ll cook for you
I’ll make a soup or maybe a stew
Come on, ooh, ooh, I’ll cook for you
I’m no Emeril, but I’ll cook for you
I’m no Emeril, baby, but I’ll cook for you
I’m no Emeril, but I’ll cook for you...

We’re all so hungry, fighting alone
Trying to get back to our home
Nobody cares what we deal with day to day
And the food’s no good when we get home
So, we’re wasting away...

I’m no Emeril but I’ll cook for you
It’s the least I can do
After all you’ve been through
I’ll make a soup or a stew
Or a sandwich or two
I’ll do whatever you want me to do
I’m gonna cook for you...

So starved for love
It’s all I ever wanted
But the way I go about it is so retarded
I know one day I’ll find my queen
And we’ll be here in the kitchen
Cooking gourmet cuisine...

I’m no Emeril but I’ll cook for you,
It’s the least I can do
After all you’ve been through
I’ll make a lobster bisque
Or a sandwich or two
I’ll do whatever you want me to do
I’m gonna cook for you...

If you stay on through the night
There’ll be breakfast on the table
By the morning light
Never cooked for no one but you
And I hope you believe it’s true
Am I the man for you?
I'll say, “Bam!” like Emeril do...

I’m no Emeril but I’ll cook for you,
It’s the least I can do
After all you’ve been through
Kick it up a notch or two
More Sirach’ in your stew
I’m gonna cook, gonna cook,
Gonna cook for you
I’m gonna cook for you...

credits

from 2 Stupid 2 Quit, released December 6, 2019
Written by King SoloMon

King SoloMon - Vocals & Keys
A-Ron Love - Guitar, Vocals
Coke Shoulderz - Bass, Vocals**
Jimi Moon - Drums
RamaDom - Saxophone
Chef Dolce Vino - Keyboards
Brian Urbiztondo - Poetry and Dance

Produced by Shy Boyz
Recorded by Shy Boyz & Burt Murder
Mixed and Mastered by Burt Murder
Recorded at IQL (Philadelphia, PA)
& Triangle House (Millerton, NY)

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