Chinese Waiter

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lyrics

We can take a trip to China

But we will not the cross sea

There's always a chinatown where,

Chinese people tend be

Our cultures are so different

At least that's how it seems

But it took a chinese waiter to remind me of one thing



Chinese waiter, we are all the same

Chinese waiter, we love chicken chow mein

Chinese waiter, bring us more jasmine tea

Chinese waiter, cuz love's all we need



Chubby Buddhas laughing

At cat clocks on the wall

So many paper lanterns

The size of basketballs

I wish that you could be here

Bear witness to the sight

Meet this chinese waiter, full of wisdom and light



Chinese waiter, when u come around

Chinese waiter, best service in town

Chinese waiter, bring us another round

China waiter, make Confucious proud





Ain't no takeout spot with the bulletproof glass

This be straight family dining, high class, u know

So, why you wanna order General Tso's?

Its all the same & everyone knows

No matter where you go, any ghetto chinese shop

You can find that slop, if u wanna plop down the cash

I recommend the lamp chop with black pepper & lemon grass



Chinese waiter, South Central LA

Chinese waiter, San Francisco Bay

Chinese waiter, bright lights on Broadway

Chinese waiter, your local chinese buffet



And for my favorite dish

Chinese waiter gets fresh fish

Puts a gun between its lips

Pulls the trigger, but it ain't dead

Tries to run, but don't get far

Bleeds all over the bar

But Chinese waiter he just laughs, hits it with a shotgun blast



Chinese waiter

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from 2 Horses (and 2 Naked Boys), released June 30, 2017

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