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Artificially Aged​*​*

from 2 Stupid 2 Quit by Shy Boyz

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lyrics

Artificially aged (artificially aged)
Ever since I was a boy I never felt my age
I wanna be elderly (elderly)
Live in a home
Visits from my family...

I wanna run red stop signs
Sinatra record plays about 5 times
Newspaper clippings for the grandkids
Watchin Matlock on an IV medicine drip
Is this what life is now?
Flippin though picture of a life once proud
I’m still here, I know that i was young
(At one time)
I’m still here, I realize now I'm old
Do you wanna to be aged like me?

Artificially aged (artificially aged)
Ever since I was a boy I never felt my age
I wanna be elderly (elderly)
Live in a home
Visits from my family...

Is it my family?
Really my family?

I didn’t think time would pass
So quick as sand in an hourglass
I want the memories, I want the joy
I want it all like a kid wants a toy
So can I be young again?
If your old you’ll understand
So can I be young one more time (one more)
Bring me back to the age when I blew the time
Do you wanna be aged like me?...

Artificially aged (artificially aged)
Ever since I was a boy I never felt my age
I wanna be elderly (elderly)
Live in a home
Visits from my family...

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from 2 Stupid 2 Quit, released December 6, 2019
Written by Coke Shoulderz

King SoloMon - Vocals & Keys
A-Ron Love - Guitar, Vocals
Coke Shoulderz - Bass, Vocals**
Jimi Moon - Drums
RamaDom - Saxophone
Chef Dolce Vino - Keyboards
Brian Urbiztondo - Poetry and Dance

Produced by Shy Boyz
Recorded by Shy Boyz & Burt Murder
Mixed and Mastered by Burt Murder
Recorded at IQL (Philadelphia, PA)
& Triangle House (Millerton, NY)

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