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Master of Christmas

from The Last Christmas by Shy Boyz

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lyrics

Stillness of the barren wastes,
Silence of a frozen lake,
Feathered beaks have migrated,
Fuzzy cheeks hibernating,
'Tis our favorite time of year,
When the sphere shows its rear,
To the flaming orb its round rotating,
Winter brings this invocation...

Sing a song for the Master of Christmas,
Sing a song tonight,
Bring your gifts to the Temple of Christmas,
Fill him with delight,
Carve out your eyes and slit your gizzard,
Pilgrims travel light,
Cross the bridge and the gates of Christmas,
Will be open wide...

Leave a bowl of milk & some biscuits,
Hope you end up on the good list,
Otherwise, slit your wrists bitch,
What is coal but an old piece of shit?
So eat my excrement,
He's coming home swinging low,
In his chariot, six-winged seraphim karaoke,
"Holy! Holy! Holy!"
I'm like, "Fuck you! Blow me!"
Shit so blasphemous,
Somebody gonna stone me,
Never alone while the Masters on the throne,
Turn your seeds into stone,
If you ain't got a tree in your home...

Sing a song to the Master of Christmas,
Sing a song to Him,
Here he comes, the bells are jingling,
Will you let him in?
Weigh your soul on the scale of Christmas,
To be born again,
The dogs of Christmas lie in waiting,
To rip you limb from limb...

Another silent night,
Turns into Christmas Day,
A symphony of sleigh bells,
Rapidly decay,
Master's mighty reindeer,
Are resting at the Pole,
Santa will return,
To come in your chimney hole...

Master of Christmas in your head!
Master of Christmas then your dead!
Master of Christmas burning eyes!
Knows all, sees all, doesn't cry!
Master! Master! Christmas!

credits

from The Last Christmas, released November 28, 2019
Written, recorded, mixed & mastered by King SoloMon
Additional vox by A-ron Love

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