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Christmas is cancelled & I don't care,
It was never my favorite time of year,
Christmas is cancelled I'm feeling fine,
Living in Thanksgiving State of Mind...
Every cloud I see reminding me,
Of mashed potatoes & gravy,
Horror flicks w/ blood & gore ,
Makes me crave cranberry sauce even more,
Saw some fool with his brains blown out,
Tasted candied yams inside my mouth,
God, this twisted synesthesia,
Longing for the cornu-co-pia...
Christmas is cancelled & I don't care,
It was never my favorite time of year,
Christmas is cancelled I'm feeling fine,
Living in Thanksgiving State of Mind...
Some folks roast a Christmas goose,
Some folks tie a hang man's noose,
Families sharing love and light,
Families who fuck and fight,
I'd rather die on Turkey Day,
The food is better in every way,
Ahh, Thanksgiving v. Christmas,
Balance of pleasure and business...
Now, I don't like genocide,
But I do like turkey,
With stuffing on the side,
I could cancel Christmas,
With my Marxist critique,
Tattooed Chairman Mao,
On my left butt cheek,
Santa ain't paying out a living wage,
The elves are frozen, sleeping in caves,
Reindeer are starving,
Mrs. Claus is abused,
#CancelChristmas
On cable news...
S-A-N-T-A
S-A-T-A-N (Could it be coincidence?)
S-A-N-T-A
S-A-T-A-N (Or symbolic evidence?)
S-A-N-T-A
S-A-T-A-N (Why's there such a resemblance?)
S-A-N-T-A
S-A-T-A-N (Could it be coincidence?)
Christmas is cancelled & I don't care,
It was never my favorite time of year,
Christmas is cancelled I'm feeling fine,
Living in Thanksgiving State of Mind...
Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house,
Not a creature was stirring, Not even a mouse,
The shotgun was hung by the chimney with care,
In case that bitch Santa Claus try to break in here,
The seeds was all snug, nestled into they beds
Dreams of sugar Hugs danced up in they heads,
Baby mama naked settled down for a nap,
When out on street, there arose a loud clap,
I jumped out the bed just to see what's the matter,
Bullets hit my window, the fucking glass shatters,
Street down below is covered in snow
Father Time with an AK want me six feet below,
I'll cut his head off send his beard to his hoe,
Christmas is cancelled...
credits
from The Last Christmas,
released November 28, 2019
Written, recorded, mixed & mastered by King SoloMon
The latest EP from Stephanie Santiago combines the stark moodiness of trip-hop with languid R&B melodies to thrilling effect. Bandcamp New & Notable Sep 6, 2020
