2 Horses (and 2 Naked Boys)

by Shy Boyz

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released June 30, 2017

King SoloMon - Vocals
Airyon Love - Guitar, Vocals
Coke Shoulderz - Bass
Jimi Moon - Drums
RamaDom - Saxophone
Chef Dolce Vino - Keyboards
Brian Urbiztondo - Poetry and Dance
Cyti Gui - Illuminati Lecture

Featuring
Ali Wadsworth, Dominique Rivera - Background Vocals
John Fries - Keys
Tex Kubacki - Manualism

Produced and Recorded by Burt Murder
Recorded at Triangle House - Pine Plains, NY
and Indian Queen Lane (IQL) - Philadelphia, PA

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Track Name: 2 Horses (and 2 Naked Boys)
2 Horses or 2 Naked Boys
2 Horses, which one will you choice?
2 Horses or 2 Naked Boys
2 Horses

Driving down the highway doin' like 69
Drivin' with the top down soakin' up sunshine
Turned on the Radio and heard OOO LA LA
Changed the station I'd rather hear NPR

I gotta get away, I gotta go far
I gotta be free, be who I are
Throw My hands in the air
Reachin' for the stars

2 Horses or 2 Naked Boys
2 Horses, which one will you choice?
2 Horses or 2 Naked Boys
2 Horses

Running out of sunshine, spent the whole day up on my feet
I found this little funky joint where I could take a seat
Bartender asks me "what would you like to drink?"
and i said "woman not right now cuz i'm trying to think!"

I gotta get away I gotta be free be who I are
Throw my hands in the air
reachin for the stars

2 Horses or 2 Naked Boys
2 Horses, which one will you choice?
2 Horses or 2 Naked Boys
2 Horses
Track Name: Small Meatball
Small Meatball
Throw it at the wall
Small Meatball
Roll it down the hall
Small Meatball
Throw it three feet tall
Small Meatball
But don't hit Paul!

I don't give a damn about Paul
I only care about my Small Meatball
You might find it quite banal but I only love my Small Meatball
Got into a late night brawl, risked my life for the Small Meatball

Meatball Meatball He's Our Man
If he can't do it then Sausage can

Small Meatball
In a bathroom Stall
Small Meatball
For a good time call
Small Meatball
Where the hell is paul?
Small Meatball
DUDE I'M AT THE MALL

I beckon to the hark and call
Paint meatballs like Marc Chagall
I went down to City Hall
Got permits to paint murals
I will protest Urban Sprawl with
Waterfalls of Small Meatballs

Humpty Dumpty Had a great fall
But that don't compare to the Small Meatball

In Winter, Summer, Spring or Fall I drop Meatballs right on Lou Rawls

If you drop those Balls on Rawls
I'll pull out my Voodoo Dolls!
Track Name: My Silver Daddy
My Daddy take me all over town
and he pushes the swing when we're on the playground
My Daddy love me
My Daddy care
My Daddy taught me what's right and what's fair


My Daddy hang with his buddies all day
and he makes love to them because my daddy is gay

I know you wish you had a Daddy like mine
I love my Daddy so I give him my time
My Daddy don't live his life in fear
My Daddy's happy cuz my Daddy is Queer

My Silver Daddy
My Silver Dad

My Dad listens to showtunes and cries
and he goes online to meet other old guys
he pumps and grinds until it hurts
but he's always around to help with my homework

I know you wish you had a Dad like mine
A Dad this good must be a crime
He spends his time down on both knees
I love my Daddy cuz he's truly free


My Silver Daddy
My Silver Dad

My Silver Daddy
My Silver Dad
Track Name: Friendship Lost
“Thanks for plugging my hole, Jason,” Laci-Anne said as she ran her fingers down his chest. “You’re welcome Laci-Anne. It’s too bad we’re first cousins or else we could’ve gotten married. We could move to New Jersey and get married there, since they don’t have laws and shit like that there” Jason replied as he kissed her forehead. She laughed at his remark and rolled to the left edge of the bed.
“Maybe you can plug my hole tomorrow,” he said as he pulled the dill-doe out of the drawer.
I’m hungry; do you want to order Chinese?” Lacy got up and walked to find a menu. “Sure, I’ll have the Moo Goo Gai Pan, some dumplings, and chicken wings. Here’s 10 dollars”
“I’m still hungry, do you want some ice cream?”
“Sure, let’s order a pizza as well. Thanks for inviting me over. "
“All right, I’m starving” Jason said as she pushed him onto the bed.
Laci-Anne grabbed his ankles and pulled him to the floor. She peeled his shoes and socks off, then she bit his toes. “Please be gentle with me"
Their neighbor Jennica came and the sandwich lasted for about an hour. as the trio experimented with different positions and techniques. At the end, they all collapsed on the floor with all sorts of juices and liquids spilled all over the place. “Thanks for plugging my hole, Laci-Anne.”
“You’re welcome Jason,” she responded. Laughter reigned throughout through this comment.
Track Name: Gems
There's so many gems to talk about
Let's spend some time to sort it out
So anxious and so alone
In need of that perfect stone
But which will it be?
Rubies and Emerald or Aquamarine
An ocean of gems like you've never seen

Me and you
A ruby or two
and a topaz dream
Emeralds and pearls
Boys and girls
And diamond rings
And diamond rings....

Gems Gems Gems Gems Gems Gems Gems Gems

This great big world is full of pearls
But those are not for me
Zircon and Amethyst are all my eyes can see
In squalor and in darkness
I spend these lonely nights
These gems that surround me reflect the only light

We're just fools
In a world so cruel
A mad man's dream
If only you knew what these gems could do
Like Aquamarine

Gems Gems Gems Gems Gems Gems Gems Gems
Track Name: Chinese Waiter
We can take a trip to China

But we will not the cross sea

There's always a chinatown where,

Chinese people tend be

Our cultures are so different

At least that's how it seems

But it took a chinese waiter to remind me of one thing



Chinese waiter, we are all the same

Chinese waiter, we love chicken chow mein

Chinese waiter, bring us more jasmine tea

Chinese waiter, cuz love's all we need



Chubby Buddhas laughing

At cat clocks on the wall

So many paper lanterns

The size of basketballs

I wish that you could be here

Bear witness to the sight

Meet this chinese waiter, full of wisdom and light



Chinese waiter, when u come around

Chinese waiter, best service in town

Chinese waiter, bring us another round

China waiter, make Confucious proud





Ain't no takeout spot with the bulletproof glass

This be straight family dining, high class, u know

So, why you wanna order General Tso's?

Its all the same & everyone knows

No matter where you go, any ghetto chinese shop

You can find that slop, if u wanna plop down the cash

I recommend the lamp chop with black pepper & lemon grass



Chinese waiter, South Central LA

Chinese waiter, San Francisco Bay

Chinese waiter, bright lights on Broadway

Chinese waiter, your local chinese buffet



And for my favorite dish

Chinese waiter gets fresh fish

Puts a gun between its lips

Pulls the trigger, but it ain't dead

Tries to run, but don't get far

Bleeds all over the bar

But Chinese waiter he just laughs, hits it with a shotgun blast



Chinese waiter
Track Name: Why Do I Always Bleed?
This world is so mysterious
and it makes me feel delirious
Why is there death?
why is there pain?

Who the heck put us Upon the earth?
Why do some children die at birth?
Is there a heaven or a hell?

But of all these questions
these questions that I ask
There's just one that
Comes right back to me...

Why do I always bleed
whenever I brush my teeth?
Do I have a disease?
I'm like a raw piece of meat
whenever I brush my teeth
I spit a little pool of blood

Tell me why does the rain pour
Who the heck am i at my core?
If I come, will you go?
Why is love ever so fleeting
How much is first class seating?
Some things we'll never know

But of all these questions
these questions that I ask
There's just one that
Comes right back to me...

Why do I always bleed
whenever I brush my teeth?
Do I have a disease?
I'm like a raw piece of meat
whenever I brush my teeth
I spit a little pool of blood
Track Name: Burn
Daughters and sons
will be provided with guns
We can take back the city
for fun

We are smarter and better
and we're coming to get you
You can try to hide
but you can't run

You will burn, it's your turn
You will burn
You will burn, it's Your Turn
You will burn

Grab a broom or a rake
A pizza or a cheesesteak
Let's all go clean up the city
Come on

I am no sad clown but
my ship's going down
you may have won the battle
not the war

You will burn, it's your turn
You will burn
You will burn, it's Your Turn
You will burn
Track Name: Island of Children
All men were children
Before they were men
They lived on an island
An island of children

All men are violent
Just like the children
the children are violent
when on the island

All men were children
Before they were men
They lived on an island
An island of children

All kids become men
Some now and some then
But they are just children
Who live on the island

Children, Men
Children, Men
Children, Kids

All men are violent
When on the island
The children are quiet
The island is quiet
The island is violent

All men were children
Before they were men
They lived on an island
An island of children

Celebrate your kids
They might die tomorrow
Celebrate your kids
they're gonna die tomorrow

Celebrate your kids
They might die tomorrow
Celebrate your kids
they're gonna die tomorrow
Track Name: Walkin' Out Into the Sunshine (feat. Cyti Gui)
I'm walking out into the sunshine
Into the sunshine
I feel fine
I'm walking out into the sunshine
Drinkin' wine
Cuz you are mine

How can a flower
Turn into a rose?
How can a blind man see
When his eye are closed?

How can a tree grow
if they cut it down?
And if it falls
Will it make a sound?

Towards the doorway
Every so slowly
Here I go....

I'm walking out into the sunshine
Into the sunshine
I feel fine
I'm walking out into the sunshine
Drinkin' wine
because you are mine

Evil came to us
in the form of a snake
If the homeless are hungry
Then let them eat cake

Are there any rainbows anymore?
We won't find out till we open the door..

I'm walking out into the sunshine
Into the sunshine
I feel fine
I'm walking out into the sunshine
Drinkin' wine
Because you are mine