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2 Horses (and 2 Naked Boys)

by Shy Boyz

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2 Horses or 2 Naked Boys 2 Horses, which one will you choice? 2 Horses or 2 Naked Boys 2 Horses Driving down the highway doin' like 69 Drivin' with the top down soakin' up sunshine Turned on the Radio and heard OOO LA LA Changed the station I'd rather hear NPR I gotta get away, I gotta go far I gotta be free, be who I are Throw My hands in the air Reachin' for the stars 2 Horses or 2 Naked Boys 2 Horses, which one will you choice? 2 Horses or 2 Naked Boys 2 Horses Running out of sunshine, spent the whole day up on my feet I found this little funky joint where I could take a seat Bartender asks me "what would you like to drink?" and i said "woman not right now cuz i'm trying to think!" I gotta get away I gotta be free be who I are Throw my hands in the air reachin for the stars 2 Horses or 2 Naked Boys 2 Horses, which one will you choice? 2 Horses or 2 Naked Boys 2 Horses
2.
Small Meatball Throw it at the wall Small Meatball Roll it down the hall Small Meatball Throw it three feet tall Small Meatball But don't hit Paul! I don't give a damn about Paul I only care about my Small Meatball You might find it quite banal but I only love my Small Meatball Got into a late night brawl, risked my life for the Small Meatball Meatball Meatball He's Our Man If he can't do it then Sausage can Small Meatball In a bathroom Stall Small Meatball For a good time call Small Meatball Where the hell is paul? Small Meatball DUDE I'M AT THE MALL I beckon to the hark and call Paint meatballs like Marc Chagall I went down to City Hall Got permits to paint murals I will protest Urban Sprawl with Waterfalls of Small Meatballs Humpty Dumpty Had a great fall But that don't compare to the Small Meatball In Winter, Summer, Spring or Fall I drop Meatballs right on Lou Rawls If you drop those Balls on Rawls I'll pull out my Voodoo Dolls!
3.
My Daddy take me all over town and he pushes the swing when we're on the playground My Daddy love me My Daddy care My Daddy taught me what's right and what's fair My Daddy hang with his buddies all day and he makes love to them because my daddy is gay I know you wish you had a Daddy like mine I love my Daddy so I give him my time My Daddy don't live his life in fear My Daddy's happy cuz my Daddy is Queer My Silver Daddy My Silver Dad My Dad listens to showtunes and cries and he goes online to meet other old guys he pumps and grinds until it hurts but he's always around to help with my homework I know you wish you had a Dad like mine A Dad this good must be a crime He spends his time down on both knees I love my Daddy cuz he's truly free My Silver Daddy My Silver Dad My Silver Daddy My Silver Dad
4.
“Thanks for plugging my hole, Jason,” Laci-Anne said as she ran her fingers down his chest. “You’re welcome Laci-Anne. It’s too bad we’re first cousins or else we could’ve gotten married. We could move to New Jersey and get married there, since they don’t have laws and shit like that there” Jason replied as he kissed her forehead. She laughed at his remark and rolled to the left edge of the bed. “Maybe you can plug my hole tomorrow,” he said as he pulled the dill-doe out of the drawer. I’m hungry; do you want to order Chinese?” Lacy got up and walked to find a menu. “Sure, I’ll have the Moo Goo Gai Pan, some dumplings, and chicken wings. Here’s 10 dollars” “I’m still hungry, do you want some ice cream?” “Sure, let’s order a pizza as well. Thanks for inviting me over. " “All right, I’m starving” Jason said as she pushed him onto the bed. Laci-Anne grabbed his ankles and pulled him to the floor. She peeled his shoes and socks off, then she bit his toes. “Please be gentle with me" Their neighbor Jennica came and the sandwich lasted for about an hour. as the trio experimented with different positions and techniques. At the end, they all collapsed on the floor with all sorts of juices and liquids spilled all over the place. “Thanks for plugging my hole, Laci-Anne.” “You’re welcome Jason,” she responded. Laughter reigned throughout through this comment.
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Gems 03:59
There's so many gems to talk about Let's spend some time to sort it out So anxious and so alone In need of that perfect stone But which will it be? Rubies and Emerald or Aquamarine An ocean of gems like you've never seen Me and you A ruby or two and a topaz dream Emeralds and pearls Boys and girls And diamond rings And diamond rings.... Gems Gems Gems Gems Gems Gems Gems Gems This great big world is full of pearls But those are not for me Zircon and Amethyst are all my eyes can see In squalor and in darkness I spend these lonely nights These gems that surround me reflect the only light We're just fools In a world so cruel A mad man's dream If only you knew what these gems could do Like Aquamarine Gems Gems Gems Gems Gems Gems Gems Gems
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We can take a trip to China But we will not the cross sea There's always a chinatown where, Chinese people tend be Our cultures are so different At least that's how it seems But it took a chinese waiter to remind me of one thing Chinese waiter, we are all the same Chinese waiter, we love chicken chow mein Chinese waiter, bring us more jasmine tea Chinese waiter, cuz love's all we need Chubby Buddhas laughing At cat clocks on the wall So many paper lanterns The size of basketballs I wish that you could be here Bear witness to the sight Meet this chinese waiter, full of wisdom and light Chinese waiter, when u come around Chinese waiter, best service in town Chinese waiter, bring us another round China waiter, make Confucious proud Ain't no takeout spot with the bulletproof glass This be straight family dining, high class, u know So, why you wanna order General Tso's? Its all the same & everyone knows No matter where you go, any ghetto chinese shop You can find that slop, if u wanna plop down the cash I recommend the lamp chop with black pepper & lemon grass Chinese waiter, South Central LA Chinese waiter, San Francisco Bay Chinese waiter, bright lights on Broadway Chinese waiter, your local chinese buffet And for my favorite dish Chinese waiter gets fresh fish Puts a gun between its lips Pulls the trigger, but it ain't dead Tries to run, but don't get far Bleeds all over the bar But Chinese waiter he just laughs, hits it with a shotgun blast Chinese waiter
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This world is so mysterious and it makes me feel delirious Why is there death? why is there pain? Who the heck put us Upon the earth? Why do some children die at birth? Is there a heaven or a hell? But of all these questions these questions that I ask There's just one that Comes right back to me... Why do I always bleed whenever I brush my teeth? Do I have a disease? I'm like a raw piece of meat whenever I brush my teeth I spit a little pool of blood Tell me why does the rain pour Who the heck am i at my core? If I come, will you go? Why is love ever so fleeting How much is first class seating? Some things we'll never know But of all these questions these questions that I ask There's just one that Comes right back to me... Why do I always bleed whenever I brush my teeth? Do I have a disease? I'm like a raw piece of meat whenever I brush my teeth I spit a little pool of blood
8.
Burn 02:08
Daughters and sons will be provided with guns We can take back the city for fun We are smarter and better and we're coming to get you You can try to hide but you can't run You will burn, it's your turn You will burn You will burn, it's Your Turn You will burn Grab a broom or a rake A pizza or a cheesesteak Let's all go clean up the city Come on I am no sad clown but my ship's going down you may have won the battle not the war You will burn, it's your turn You will burn You will burn, it's Your Turn You will burn
9.
All men were children Before they were men They lived on an island An island of children All men are violent Just like the children the children are violent when on the island All men were children Before they were men They lived on an island An island of children All kids become men Some now and some then But they are just children Who live on the island Children, Men Children, Men Children, Kids All men are violent When on the island The children are quiet The island is quiet The island is violent All men were children Before they were men They lived on an island An island of children Celebrate your kids They might die tomorrow Celebrate your kids they're gonna die tomorrow Celebrate your kids They might die tomorrow Celebrate your kids they're gonna die tomorrow
10.
I'm walking out into the sunshine Into the sunshine I feel fine I'm walking out into the sunshine Drinkin' wine Cuz you are mine How can a flower Turn into a rose? How can a blind man see When his eye are closed? How can a tree grow if they cut it down? And if it falls Will it make a sound? Towards the doorway Every so slowly Here I go.... I'm walking out into the sunshine Into the sunshine I feel fine I'm walking out into the sunshine Drinkin' wine because you are mine Evil came to us in the form of a snake If the homeless are hungry Then let them eat cake Are there any rainbows anymore? We won't find out till we open the door.. I'm walking out into the sunshine Into the sunshine I feel fine I'm walking out into the sunshine Drinkin' wine Because you are mine

credits

released June 30, 2017

King SoloMon - Vocals
A-ron Love - Guitar, Vocals
Coke Shoulderz - Bass
Jimi Moon - Drums
RamaDom - Saxophone
Chef Dolce Vino - Keyboards
Brian Urbiztondo - Poetry and Dance
Cyti Gui - Illuminati Lecture

Featuring
Ali Wadsworth, Dominique Rivera - Background Vocals
John Fries - Keys
Tex Kubacki - Manualism

Produced and Recorded by Burt Murder
Recorded at Triangle House - Pine Plains, NY
and Indian Queen Lane (IQL) - Philadelphia, PA

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